Davos might have instituted a new quota system for delegates two years ago, but the conspicuous lack of women at the epic economic forum this week is still at the tip of everyone’s tongue. We talked with Fox Business reporter Liz Claman about the issue (by her estimate just 17 percent of delegates to the forum last year were female). And, just days later, UN Secretary General Ban Ki-moon was weighing in on women’s empowerment. Now, the World Economic Forum founder himself, Klaus Schwab, is sharing his two cents, arguing that Davos reflects a poor representation of women in business.

If you spent any part of your week watching Internet videos (and we know you did), you may not want to go into work next week. Or you’ll at least come away hating corporate America. From a ruthless Romney at Bain to merciless policies at Bank of America, some of the week’s Internet parodies kind of made you want to move to a commune in the Arctic. Heck, one video even showed how megalomaniacal small business owners can be.

Words like “bonds” and “securities,” when used in a financial context, have the tendency to drive many people to drink. So why not explain some basic tenets of modern finance through the analogy of booze?

EOD TGIF: Bill Maher makes a knee-slapper of a domestic violence joke, Kate Middleton gets a weird (albeit rather appropriate) award, and Styleite shows us the beauty treatment that’s sure to make us “vom.” Read on, if you dare.

We already found out this week that women feel more pain than men… how could it possibly get worse?

This just came in The Jane Dough‘s Chinese food order.

Why does rapper/actor Ice-T have so much faith in Hillary Clinton? Because she’s a “G” who “didn’t cry.”

For some unknown reason, a Google Translate user wanted to translate the phrase “men are men and men should clean the house” from English into Spanish. Why this occurred remains unclear. Regardless, Google Translate knew they must have typed that incorrectly.

For GoDaddy’s second Super Bowl ad this year, they’ve taken a slightly different approach. Gone is the naked woman covered in body paint. Jillian Michaels is nowhere to be found. In fact, compared to its other gems, this new one is breaking the mold!*

IMF director Christine Lagarde’s sons told her to join Facebook. We learned this and more during a conversation between Lagarde and Sandberg at Davos.