As you can probably tell, we’re firm believers that Friday = Find-Silly-Youtube-Videos-and-Look-At-Pictures-of-BrunchDay (especially dismal Fridays like this one), so today’s read is a series of satirical cards that provides a different perspective on the princess life.

I blame Katherine Heigl.

I don’t know about you, but there are few things that give me more pleasure than dogs, and dogs eating things that they’re not supposed to eat. So it’s hard for me to believe that street vendors in New York City are just now getting in on the frozen dog treat market.

Celine Dion, a shiny suit, and more pelvic thrusts than you can shake a stick at.

The Bling Ring book will turn you into the polar opposite of a hoarder.

This Memorial Day weekend, be sure to set aside some time to specifically celebrate the courage and valor of our female veterans, women who bravely fought against enemy combatants and more ephemeral enemies like sexism and discrimination within their own ranks. In order to get you in the fighting spirit, we’ve rounded up seven of our favorite fictional military women. These women don’t sit around and wait to be saved — yes, those are guns in their pockets and no, they’re not happy to see you.

You religiously watch the clock. You’re annoyed by every single one of your co-workers. Your job has lost its thrill. It’s obvious that it’s time for a change, but how exactly should you go about leaving a job—especially when the unemployment rate is hovering at 7.5%?

…Would you?

“I’ve just been so busy!” We say it all the time, don’t we? We say it to our mothers when they harangue us for never calling; we say it to our bosses when they ask us for yet another document that we didn’t know s/he needed; we say it to our friends over “quick drinks” [...]

This is unfortunate news.