“Their main goal is still being debated on Facebook.”

Do you ever find yourself wondering, “Where are all the self-made, female billionaires?” Wonder no longer. They’re all in China. Pretty much.

TGIDossier: weekend time! Rich people are depressed because people mock their wealth, Jon Stewart is busy mocking the Occupy Wall Street cops and Kindle Fire is making a mockery of the iPad. Okay, well, not exactly on that third one — but it is selling really, really fast. Come check it out!

Kodak is in some dire times. Stocks are nearly worthless, profits are a distant memory, and job cuts are de rigeur. Who’s to blame? The current CEO, Antonio Perez, many would say. Let’s take a look at how he got himself into this mess.

Can he? Maybe! “You know people have a right to protest but we also have to make sure that people who don’t want to protest can go down the streets unmolested,” billionaire Mayor Michael Bloomberg said today.

New York magazine raised eyebrows this week when it featured the image of a 63-year-old woman (who appeared pregnant) posing in the style of Demi Moore’s famous Vanity Fair cover.

So, who is this woman? As it turns out, she’s a rather famous mogul mom.

The corporate protesters on Wall Street had no problem attracting at least one high-profile mogul — but they may be having more difficulty attracting Radiohead.

Today, we’ve got another weird Donald Trump-related deal for you. This one is decidedly stranger. Trump’s Atlantic City casino is giving away $25,000 of free plastic surgery. Yuck.

Erin Burnett, the former CNBC anchor who’s switching over to CNN, is engaged — and, as I’m sure you all know by now, the lucky guy is a Citigroup exec.

But what else do we know about David Rubulotta, the soon-to-be Mr. Burnett?

“I’m thrilled to announce that my new tailored clothing line has officially launched at Macy’s. In business it’s always good to look boardroom ready,” The Donald tweeted this morning. But the link Trump provided, to the Macy’s website, reveals the pinstripe number is on sale for nearly 70 percent off.