… Using Photoshop, of course.

It’s a mistake all too common among little girls: Falling head over heels for a TV or film star, particularly if his character is adorable and kind. But an important thing to remember is that these fellow are performers, and while they may portray chivalrous, brave, intelligent, and talented figures in the moving pictures, they could be anything but the second they clock out for the day.

Coolhaus co-founder and CEO Natasha Case turned her recession woes into something sweet. She jumped full-time into her hobby of making gourmet ice cream sandwiches after her job at Disney dried up. “I didn’t look back. . . . I just sort of went for it.”

If you’re a logophile (or, perhaps, someone who’s seen the documentary Spellbound, which is amazing) you’re probably stoked for tonight’s Scripps National Spelling Bee final round.

Or maybe you’re just a nerd like me. But if you’re not, let me at least try to pique your interest.

Though very accomplished and entertaining, perpetually enraged businessman Donald Trump could use a personality makeover. And by makeover, we mean media blacklist so we don’t have to listen to the ramblings of a pushy bloviator ever again. But because he is Donald Trump and not very well versed in demonstrating tact, we think he’d be wise to consult the women in his wife on how to carry himself in public.

Ancient male-female pairings show that women sought “providers” during the dawn of mankind, according to new research. Oddly, Daily Mail columnist Sandra Parsons can’t understand why we’ve strayed from this model. The caveman model. She wants to know why women aren’t acting like cavewomen.

I’m one of the pickiest eaters around, so I identified with Kim Kardashian’s discomfort when she tasted Indian food and immediately learned it wasn’t her cup of tea. Calling the cuisine “disgusting” was rather dramatic, but so is having to issue an apology to an entire country merely for not being a fan of its food. Yet once again, the reality star found herself saying sorry for possibly offending people with her opinion, as if she’s not supposed to have thoughts or opinions of her own.

Yesterday, James Franco eye-rolled his way through a Huffington Post column about HBO’s Girls, snarking that lead character Hannah should “get a [flingin-flangin!] job.” It was harsh. But the sentiment wasn’t exactly an original one.

Yet the privilege that the girls on Girls enjoy is especially obvious when they’re juxtaposed against the women of Mad Men.

With age comes the ability to suppress tears, but sometimes, your emotions take hold of you and before you know it, you are sobbing in front of the entire office until an intern pulls you into the hall to spare everybody another uncomfortable second.

Crying at work may seem like a character flaw and “demonstrate weakness” (*eye roll*), but you show emotion because you’re human, and getting upset with all office eyes on you really isn’t the end of the world. During a speech at Harvard Business School last week, Facebook COO Sheryl Sandberg admitted to tearing up on the job, and clearly that hasn’t stopped her from achieving amazing things. Here are some other successful women who have gotten glassy eyed at work and been fine in the long run.

If you’re a magazine fiend like I am, then you probably have a couple lying around the house. Don’t let the pile of magazines build up and clutter your home. Other than giving copies of your magazines away to friends or donating them, here’s what you can reuse them for. Read more.