70-Year-Old Virgin Proves It’s Never Too Late To Cash In Your V-Card
12:00 pm, May 11th | by Laura Donovan
These days, it’s rare to meet someone who wants to abstain from sex until marriage, but even more unusual to encounter a 70-year-old who is still a proud member of the V-Card Club — and intends to maintain her membership until The One comes along.
This is an accurate description of cabaret singer Pam Shaw, who has gone seven decades without ever doing to deed. Though the singer goes by suggestive stage name Sexational Pam and has worked in a sex-driven business her whole life, she doesn’t believe in sleeping with someone before tying the knot…and that’s non-negotiable.
“My standards are still very high, though. I’m hoping to bag a tall, dark and handsome millionaire,” Shaw said. That’s a rather salacious description for a lady against pre-marital hooking up, but after 70 years of chastity, can you blame her?
Shaw’s crazy work schedule has kept her from getting serious with anyone, but she continues to hold out for her prince charming: “I feel I am ready to give marriage a go and maybe go to bed with a man. You are never too old for anything. Just look at Joan Collins…I may be 70 but I’m young at heart. People can’t believe it when I tell them my age.”
In fact, Shaw’s decision to keep sex out of her life for this long may be the very reason why she gets so many compliments on her appearance.
“I think I look great, maybe because I’ve never been married or had kids. I’m fun and have bundles of energy.”
Seventy years of zero freaky business seems rather lonely but given how well she has aged, maybe Shaw’s the wise one here and the joke is on the rest of us!