Pat Robertson Tortures Wildly Uncomfortable “700″ Host With Oral Sex Conversation
6:00 pm, March 14th | by Laura Donovan
Questions about oral sex make “The 700 Club” co-host Kristi Watts feel more uncomfortable than your grandmother asking about your virginity — while you’re being held up by a bankrobber, while standing in quicksand, naked.
Watts had the unique misfortune of exploring the Bible’s take on oral sex with Pat Robertson during a Wednesday episode of the Christian program in which she cringes at having to answer a viewer question about whether oral sex is sinful for married couples.
“I don’t, don’t look at me, I’m too young for that question!” Watts says, flailing.
Robertson appeared to fuel his colleague’s uneasiness by inquiring about her response.
“You’re too young?” Robertson asks. “Do you have a baby? Did you get married?”
FYI, Robertson, one cannot get pregnant from oral sex, so it’s time to stop believing that lie your parents told you in high school.
Nevertheless, Robertson goes on to inform us that oral sex is not, in fact, a slap in God’s face. Thank God (literally) for Robertson’s reassurance.
“The Bible doesn’t make that sinful. The question is what’s in your heart. What’s in your heart? If to you it’s sin, [then] it’s sin,” Robertson says.
After saying it’s really up to a husband and wife whether they want to engage in oral sex, Watts is done with the conversation. She starts running her words together and trying to change gears, but Robertson happily continues going on and on about how a married couple may decide to show their love for each other.
“Any evidence of love and compassion and affection between two people who are married…” Robertson says before being cut off.
“All right, let’s switch to the next question,” Watts says.
Oral sex talk doesn’t make our skin crawl quite like it did when we were in middle school, but we can sympathize with Watts for not wanting to delve into this subject with Pat Robertson.
Watch the squirmy clip below:
[H/T The Daily What]