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Pat Robertson Tortures Wildly Uncomfortable “700″ Host With Oral Sex Conversation


Questions about oral sex make “The 700 Club” co-host Kristi Watts feel more uncomfortable than your grandmother asking about your virginity — while you’re being held up by a bankrobber, while standing in quicksand, naked.

Watts had the unique misfortune of exploring the Bible’s take on oral sex with Pat Robertson during a Wednesday episode of the Christian program in which she cringes at having to answer a viewer question about whether oral sex is sinful for married couples.

“I don’t, don’t look at me, I’m too young for that question!” Watts says, flailing.

Robertson appeared to fuel his colleague’s uneasiness by inquiring about her response.

“You’re too young?” Robertson asks. “Do you have a baby? Did you get married?”

FYI, Robertson, one cannot get pregnant from oral sex, so it’s time to stop believing that lie your parents told you in high school.

Nevertheless, Robertson goes on to inform us that oral sex is not, in fact, a slap in God’s face. Thank God (literally) for Robertson’s reassurance.

“The Bible doesn’t make that sinful. The question is what’s in your heart. What’s in your heart? If to you it’s sin, [then] it’s sin,” Robertson says.

After saying it’s really up to a husband and wife whether they want to engage in oral sex, Watts is done with the conversation. She starts running her words together and trying to change gears, but Robertson happily continues going on and on about how a married couple may decide to show their love for each other.

“Any evidence of love and compassion and affection between two people who are married…” Robertson says before being cut off.

“All right, let’s switch to the next question,” Watts says.

Oral sex talk doesn’t make our skin crawl quite like it did when we were in middle school, but we can sympathize with Watts for not wanting to delve into this subject with Pat Robertson.

Watch the squirmy clip below:

[H/T The Daily What]

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  • Anonymous

    They better hurry up and put Pat outback in his old folks easy chair before he says something REALLY stupid. I’m warning ya!

  • Anonymous

    Next he was going to go into Ernest Borgnine territory…

  • Anonymous

    What is wrong with him? 

  • http://twitter.com/lushnoggin d michael

    Is Mr. Robertson’s head getting larger by the day?  It’s huge!  Must be all that scripture, huh.  Joke.

  • http://www.barackobama.com/ Nut Romney

    If you watch the whole clip, Mitt Romney comes on the show and goes down on Pat Robertson to show he’s down with oral sex.

    He also likes grits, can probably spell hamhock, was born or has immediate family in every primary state, has a collection of ‘perfect height’ trees, and only buys at least one American car for every 5 imported foreign cars.

  • Anonymous

    I feel sorry for this woman’s husband.   It must suck to be married to someone who is so uptight about sex

  • suzina22

    Oh come on. (No pun intended). Give the guy a break. He is obviously now into experimentation..the pot, the sex. What’s next? Oh maybe we don’t want to know.

  • beaner

    Hey Pat does this include cunnilingus. Oh thats right females do not need pleasure.

  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    She may have just been uncomfortable discussing the subject matter with Pat Robertson. One would think she’d be more open to chatting about it with her husband/boyfried, but who knows?

  • Anonymous

    Interesting response from “God’s right-hand man”. One has to wonder how many viewer defections would have happened if he had answered differently. As for his personal sexual habits, the visual makes me ill.

  • Anonymous

     Apparently, it doesn’t suck.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brian-Kirkland/100000195274498 Brian Kirkland

    That’s an interesting take from an evangelcial, who, presumably, believes that sex is intended only for procreation.

  • Anonymous

    Oral sex is OK.  when it’s done by intern in the White House it’s even better.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, spare me of all this “religion” — How uncomfortable she was?  Get over it!

  • Anonymous

    who wants to talk about sex with this preserved dinosaur?

  • Anonymous

    Keeping in mind that he just suggested legalizing marijuana and is now saying that God is fine with oral sex, I would guess the big A!!  just like his good friend Reagan.

  • Anonymous

    Money says she is a Hoover.

  • mark mark

    Pat has been making strange & inaccurate comments for years! Its ok if the lady does not want to discuss oral sex in public or on cable tv. She is not the weird one here, people!

    Anyway can you talk openly about oral sex at your workplace with the opposite sex without not exposing yourself to receiving an EEOC and termination letter? I can’t without violating my company policies.    

  • me

    Watts was the one that made the whole thing uncomfortable with her ridicules school girl answer, Robertson just called her on it. She first personalized it with here immature comment. Pat for the most part just kept reference to the bible.

  • Anonymous

     Sewing, Ah comon. Leave the guy alone. What goes around comes around…you may be young now…but just wait a bit. It’ll be your turn sooner than ya think. :-)

    :-)  Don’t ask me how I know. :-)

    It’s a good thing for people not to be uptight about ‘verboten’ subjects. Us Christians need to loosen up a little. Just a little. :-)
    God is hardly a prude. He is the one that gave us sex. He just put safe guards around it to keep us safe,  one man + one woman. But many think it’s because He is a killjoy, when He in fact, has the greatest joy of all waiting for those who will faith in Him via His son, Yeshua [Jesus].

    You may ask about how I know that. :-) By experience…

    Pat said the right thing I think, that a man & wife can decide.

    Not attacking or mocking, just asking for some respect for us older peeps. I am 62, been walking with Yeshua since November of 1969. That’s  the year I met Yeshua & He gave me the joy I mentioned.

    Thanks.

    SamFox

  • Hehilljr

    Funny,  I never saw that reference in the Bible.  Of course, I’m familiar with the King James Version, and Pat has HIS OWN!

  • Anonymous

    Hey at least he didn’t call her a slut about it. XD

  • Anonymous

    I look forward to Robertsons’ tequila shots program

  • Anonymous

    LMAO

  • cg

    Pat is stoned…

  • http://www.facebook.com/wayneraltman Wayne Altman

    Hehilljr If you OPEN that Bible it will be easy to find.. God speaks about what his idea for marriage is, and what is sinful in MANY places of his word. Just like Mr. Robertson says as long as it is between two married people who love one another sex is not sinful. 
    Read the Song of Solomon… 

  • janiejones1369

    No sympathy for the lady here. She works for Robertson, which suggests there isn’t ANYTHING she won’t do for money in the first place.

  • janiejones1369

    No sympathy for the lady here. She works for Robertson, which suggests there isn’t ANYTHING she won’t do for money in the first place.

  • Anonymous

    Pat has said too many crazy things to give him respect. He scams his flock for money.  He deserves no respect. There are a lot of older people that are way more appropriate to talk with about sex. He is an old dinosaur of a con artist.

  • Anonymous

    Hahahahaha

  • Anonymous

    Perhaps he’s setting the stage for introducing his long time gay lover to the American people

  • secureonethree

    Liberal men are VERY comfortable with oral sex………….

    ….with EACH other!
    LOL!

    Too Easy…

  • Anonymous

    And your the one bitching about being called a teabagger! There’s yourLOL. Pure class!!

  • Samfox

     sewing, any proof for the scam thing? Con artist jive?

    Ever research how much his group helps poor people?

    I am not sure those who benefitted from his & his group’s giving think he is conning them.

    http://www.ministrywatch.com/profile/operation-blessing-international.aspx

    Just because you don’t agree with him does not mean what he says is crazy. What is ‘crazy’ to you may not be to others. Kinda an opinion thing.

    Any way, you’ll be old soon enough. How much respect should you have then?

    SamFox

  • Anonymous

    Anyone who blames homosexuals and uppity women for hurricanes and tornadoes is crazy. His pancakes are a scam.  

  • LL

    Read Songs of Songs

  • LL

    The Bible does not say that sex is intended only for procreation.  Read the book of the Bible called Song of Songs or Song of Solomon.

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