Alyssa Milano’s Sex Tape May Teach You Something
4:03 pm, September 6th | by Colette McIntyre
This is the most educational sex tape that you’ll ever see in your life. Well, educational in ways that aren’t “Holy shit, that can go there? She didn’t have to read an incantation off a weathered scroll that was uncovered by young, hubristic archeologists during a dig conducted near Stonehenge’s “Double Bluestone Circle” before attempting that? They just went and did that and it’s working and they are doing that. Huh. I didn’t even realize that part of me had muscles…. Babe, can you, like, diagram this? Could you place some tracing paper on the screen or something? Just get a rough sketch of this….situation. We may need it.”
Who’s the boss? Alyssa Milano is.