Amy Poehler Really Wanted Some Spray Butter Last Night
11:26 am, September 18th | by Colette McIntyre
It has been awhile since we worshipped at the altar of our Pawnee princess, Amy Poehler. With the new season of Parks and Recreation so close that we can almost taste the bacon-wrapped shrimp, we decided it was as good a time as any to catch up with Amylie; Ambrosia; Po-Town, NY; Amy “You Are The Mother Of Two Adorable Ginger Tykes!” Po-vich; oh god, JUST BE OUR FRIEND, PLEASE!
Poehler was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and caused a stir even before she came out for an interview. She and fellow guest Stephen Merchant interrupted Kimmel’s monologue with impatient phone calls requesting better backstage entertainment and sprayable spreads.
When Poehler finally came out for her interview (rocking a fashionable leather cap sleeve, might I add), she was predictably charming, funny and perfect, just perfect. Also we learned that yesterday was her birthday and we completely missed it, just really bungled that one up like IDIOTS WHOM NO ONE WOULD EVER WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH, ESPECIALLY A SUPER FAMOUS AND HILARIOUS WOMAN LIKE AMY POEHLER, so yeah, there has been a lot of self-flagellation in the office today. It’s pretty much been a scene out of The Da Vinci Code,, nahmean?