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Ann Coulter Explains Why She Turned Down Playboy


Some would jump at the opportunity to appear in Playboy (or unsuccessfully try to convince Hugh Hefner they’re up to the challenge), but conservative commentator Ann Coulter has never had any interest in becoming a centerfold for the magazine. The bestselling author told Joy Behar on a Tuesday episode of Current’s “Say Anything!” that she has been approached by the pub before but declined to pop up on its glossy pages.

After noting that Jenny McCarthy is going to pose for Playboy once again, Behar asked Coulter whether she would ever consider doing the same.

“No…They asked me to once and I said no, I would never do it. I am a Republican, Joy.”

Behar went on to say that “there are plenty of Republicans who…” and cut herself off. Probably for the better. Before that, Behar asked about the Democrats Coulter has gone out with, but the proud GOP member remained mum on the subject

“I have found out through my spies here at Current that you’ve dated more than one liberal,” Behar said. “Are you embarrassed about that?”

“I’m horrified but it was a long time ago,” Coulter said. “Almost every male I’ve ever been publicly associated with or allegedly dated is not true.”

If we don’t know now, we may never know.

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  • Adam R. Charpentier

    I can think of few talking heads that I despise more than Ann Coulter. I doubt my feelings would change if she were to pose nude in Playboy.

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    Ugh. Okay, I confess. I wish she had elaborated. I’m mildly curious what horrible thing she would have said by way of explanation.

  • Anonymous

    Top ten reasons Ann Coulter turned down Playboy:
    10. The magazine didn’t ask her.
    9. No Republican male reads a mag with naked women in it.
    8. Modern Maturity offered her double the money ($5.00).
    7. They wouldn’t let her keep the pointed hood on.
    6. Photoshop can only do so much.
    5. Sarah Palin was busy.
    4. The accompanying article was to be written by Noah Rothman.
    3. Technically, she isn’t a “GILF of the G.O.P.”
    2. Laura Igraham prefers Hustler.
    1. Her penis is bigger than Hef’s.

  • Anonymous

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • Anonymous

    Wake up, gramps. Time to change your sheets.

  • http://www.facebook.com/lawana.harper.5 Lawana Harper

    She turned down playboy because she has a penis

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1101712036 Elisa Vote Dem Velez

    John McCain’s daughter did playboy

  • Adam R. Charpentier

    That’s not surprising. If I recall, she seemed pretty progressive, but…well, I can’t even be bothered to check wikipedia to see if that’s accurate. If not progressive, then daring.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    I was thinking it has something to do with a penis.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Polowy/100002069924084 Mark Polowy

    joy behar is a scumbag..what a sick excuse for a human being

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Polowy/100002069924084 Mark Polowy

    and she wouldnt give you a second look.lol..

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Polowy/100002069924084 Mark Polowy

    dont let jealousy influence your posts short stuff.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Yeah.
    I’m jealous of Coulter’s tally whacker.
    lol

  • Anonymous

    Fat and loose.

  • Anonymous

    Must be the one up your a@#.

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Quit it now!
    You closeted GOP homosexuals are so cute with your angry projecting!
    ;)

  • Antiliar

    If she does I’m sure yours is bigger.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/John-Jones/839088816 John Jones

    and yours is smaller than michelle’s

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Why? too busy sharpening her claws?

  • TrollStomperBoots

    Wow.
    Good one!
    For a 9 year old.

  • Anonymous

    Your homophobic bigotry is disgraceful. Ann is free to be attracted to whomever she wishes.

  • Anonymous

    Really, you’ve see Malkin’s schlong?

    And lived to tell the tale?

  • Anonymous

    There are already enough people laughing at Coulter. There’s no need to see her naked.

  • Anonymous

    #9 cracks me up. No one watches more porn than republicans.

  • http://twitter.com/francineclaire delilahjones

    Ann Coulter is a man and can’t be found our by posing naked!

  • Anonymous

    For Republicans, it’s all about the dudes. Why else would Karl Rove give James Guckert the run of the White House?

  • Anonymous

    Number 11: Retards can’t sign a valid consent form.

  • Anonymous

    Arent you the one pointing out Ms.Coulter might have a penis, Stompy Hypocrite

  • Anonymous

    Your excuse for not being in gay porn movies

  • TrollStomperBoots
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