Anna Faris Tells Conan O’Brien About Her Barbie Whorehouse
4:25 pm, October 24th | by Colette McIntyre
There’s no longer any reason to be ashamed of those halcyon afternoons you spent mashing Olympic Skater Barbie’s and Belle’s plastic genitals (“genitals”) together while making various cooing noises and forcing Mr. Belle, your brother’s Skeletor figurine, to watch. Not only did you let Belle experience some truly mind-blowing sex for the first time (Olympic Skater Barbie was a generous lover) but you also weren’t the only one engaging in some R-rated play: on last night’s Conan, Anna Faris opened up about all the sexy bloodbaths she created with her Barbies. Let’s just say that if Anna Faris’ childhood fantasies were a movie, it would be directed by Eli Roth.
Somewhere in Hollywood, Ryan Murphy just started writing American Horror Story Season 4.