Are YouTube Comments Better When Set to Music?
3:24 pm, October 10th | by Colette McIntyre
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that YouTube videos’ comment sections are the large intestine of the Internet. It is their duty to pass waste material and garbage thoughts/people from other websites, ensuring that PBS.org and your family reunion’s Eventbrite remain unpolluted. As such, YouTube comments are refuse; they are the dregs of human society, rife with bacteria and flatulence. Handling or being around YouTube comments for too long may cause Hepatitis A, Hepatitis E., and polio. Nothing can make YouTube comments less terrible, not even a celestial choir. Believe me — sketch comedy troupe World Wide Interweb tried.
God, YouTube commenters: you are the worst. Empirically.