Cheating Site Ashley Madison’s Second-Biggest Enrollment Day Is Post-Mother’s Day
3:30 pm, May 12th | by Amy Tennery
Ashley Madison, for the uninitiated, is a dating service for people looking to have affairs. And, rather surprisingly, post-Mother’s Day day is its second-biggest day for new female signups, according to a press release obtained by Business Insider. Is Mother’s Day really that awful? Ashley Madison claims that the majority of its members are mothers so… yea. I suppose the lesson here is that Mother’s Day may actually be that terrible.
Not depressed yet? Guess what the all-time top day for new enrollees is at Ashley Madison. Valentine’s Day. Love is dead.
To be fair, Ashley Madison could be as much a tool for consensually non-monogamous couples as it is for jerks who like to sneak behind their spouse’s backs. But something about the shush-faced woman on the homepage tells me Ash is endorsing exactly what we all assume it is.
For those seeking even more super fun information on affairs, Ashley Madison’s press page features several extremely sexy stories on infidelity, like “The Advice Bobby Petrino Needs To See” and “Edwards’ Daughter Leaves Courtroom In Tears.” Stay classy, Ash.