It’s a good thing Utah has over 45 national parks and lakes — because you’re gonna need to kill some time while you wait 72 hours for your abortion.

Wait, what?

EOD Tuesday: Iranian women who want to study nuclear physics, oil engineering or petroleum technology are out of luck — research ministers have barred them from high-level programs in those fields.

Ever seen Double Jeopardy? Then you know Ashley Judd is not to be screwed with.

Offensive as Axe T.V. commercials are, ever wonder about the people who make them? Like, when they look at a woman, are her breasts all they see?

Well, wonder no more. A new T.V. spot from Axe has cleared all that up. And the answer is “yes.”

Most people were horrified by Congressman and Republican Senate candidate Todd Akin’s comment that women rarely get pregnant from “legitimate rape.” Others, like actor and conservative activist Kirk Cameron, are kinda “meh” on the whole thing.

It’s way too early in the morning for me to be typing the words “vaginal tightening gel.” But I’m going to give it a shot.

A new product in India called (seriously) “18 Again” promises to tighten your ladybits. This, presumably, is so sex will be more pleasurable, you stretched-out, cavernous trollop.

Is a working mom a healthier mom? According to one new report, yes.

EOD Monday: Hey, Todd Akin had some insane things to say about abortion a few years ago, also.

What kind of person says that “legitimate rape” can’t lead to pregnancy? The kind of person whose doctor is Leo Spaceman, that’s who.

Augusta National Golf Club, the annual host of the Masters golf tournament, announced this morning that it would add two women to its membership roster, 79 years after the club was founded.

Miraculously, the earth did not break open and no fire or brimstone were reported on the scene.