Ah, Black Friday: the time when Americans fight against their tryptophan hangovers and drag their swollen bodies (that at this point are merely engorged stomachs with heads, legs, and nagging desires for cheap flared jeans) to the closest mall at ungodly hours just to delight in slashed prices. It almost brings a tear to one’s eye. Yet, through all of my fistfights in the Target aisles for various accouterments, I always had a nagging feeling that I was missing something. Sure, I love saving cash but I also love learning and, of course, My Man. “If only there was a way to combine all three of my favorite things,” I would pine, pressing a Monster High doll crusted with the blood of my opponents to my cheek. Well, turns out a Babeland in Seattle has heard my prayers; this Black Friday, the sex shop is offering something called “Doorbuster BJ Tips”. If you would like to take your Black Friday off the beaten path (or just the path of moral virtue and righteousness), click through to discover more strange deals.