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Please — Do Not Put A Tip Calculator Or Coupon On Your Business Card
6:42 pm, January 17th | by Hillary Reinsberg
I’ve frequently railed against the glittery, extravagant business card — they’re more expensive and they don’t impress me. But the advice to jazz up and snazz up your business cards Just. Keeps. On. Coming. Make it stop!
Just now, I came across this column entitled, “Women at Work: Make your business card a winner.” The suggestions range from the blatantly obvious:
“On the front, you want to have your company name and logo as well as your name and contact information.”
…To the utterly bizarre:
“Other options include offering a discount or coupon, or listing awards you have won. You could even put a tip calculator on the back to give people a reason to keep your card handy.”
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I think I’d literally drop a business card in the trash if it had a “tip calculator” on the back. Or a coupon — how tacky! This article, and others who mystifyingly suggest ridiculous business cards, seem to neglect that the great deal of people don’t make their own business cards. They’re usually handed to you by human resources or an office manager during your first week on the job. If you’re targeting entrepreneurs or self-proprietors, I get it — but I’m probably less likely to take an entrepreneur or freelancer seriously if it seems like they’ve spent an inordinate amount of time and money on making their business cards look cool. Aren’t you?
And let’s not even discuss the fact that this column is titled “Women at Work.” What — men don’t need glitzy business cards too?
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