Okay, so that second thing is just our opinion. Enough, already!

The Drink-Savvy date rape drug detector could be your greatest companion at your next party or outing. This Boston-based company intends to create a line of utensils including cups, glassware, stirrers, and straws which can detect anything amiss in your bubbly and promptly change color as a warning. We say “could” because the company still needs to raise the funds to launch their product.

“He will build you a table and then have sex with you on it. Doesn’t get much hotter than that.”

A great bag holds all of your necessities, as well as your non-necessities (do you really need a mini pharmacy with you at all times?! Having that bottle of vitamin B12 does come in handy come winter, though…) While many bags claim to be perfect for the office, there’s a new product on the market that may be THE MOST FUNCTIONAL (and also the oddest) one yet.

If you are the type to shy away from crowds and naked displays of greed, preferring to snap up all your discounted merch in the privacy of your own home, “Cyber Monday” can seem like a godsend. But, as with many things on the internet, the sort-of holiday is a golden opportunity for scammers to try some good old-fashioned swindling on customers too excited about the prospect of a bargain to think twice about who might be getting their information. This infographic from Veracode breaks down some of the best practices for safe online shopping. Go get those deals (but be safe)!

Were you expecting news this good on your first day back from work after the holiday? We sure weren’t. Lily Serna, a graduate student in mathematics has figured out the “Golden Ratio” for clothing, making it easy to calculate one’s ideal hemline using a simple equation. Obviously, we had to try it.

You may have already seen us promoting this dress drive for students displaced from Hurricane Sandy on Facebook and Twitter, but we thought it was worth a second look (especially after Thanksgiving, which tends to put people in a giving mood). Here’s some background on the inspiration for the drive.

Buying presents for the guys in our lives can be a tricky thing, but the Sportsgrid store just made it easier. Our sister (brother?) site has curated an awesome collection of T-shirts and posters of iconic athletes and moments in sports history that every fan should own. Here are our top five picks, and head on over to the store for more.

Ah, Black Friday: the time when Americans fight against their tryptophan hangovers and drag their swollen bodies (that at this point are merely engorged stomachs with heads, legs, and nagging desires for cheap flared jeans) to the closest mall at ungodly hours just to delight in slashed prices. It almost brings a tear to one’s eye. Yet, through all of my fistfights in the Target aisles for various accouterments, I always had a nagging feeling that I was missing something. Sure, I love saving cash but I also love learning and, of course, My Man. “If only there was a way to combine all three of my favorite things,” I would pine, pressing a Monster High doll crusted with the blood of my opponents to my cheek.

I realize I’m in the minority here, but I think more people should start digitally altering their Facebook photos. Hear me out.