“Save the Date! Oh — please do this intense three-week cleanse, thanks!”

Ah, high school graduation; a time for nostalgic shouts about the Class of ‘[enter last two digits of the year], intense, clenched jaw whisper-fights with your parents about how you don’t want to take a photo with the principal, and letting women know that they shouldn’t pursue professional careers. Wait, what?

If you can spot the one lady on the panel, we’ll give you a dollar.

The Cannes Film Festival opens this Wednesday and so begins the disorienting frenzy of celebrity and lavish red carpets that is awards season in Hollywood. There are twenty-one films being screened in competition this year, from the new Coen brothers movie that inexplicably features Justin “Stinky” Timberlake (#NeverForget) to Ryan Gosling’s highly-anticipated second collaboration with Drive director Nicolas Winding Refn.

I spent a lot of time this spring watching new episodes of Degrassi: The Next Generation. (Shut up.) Each week when I tuned into TeenNick, my eyes were inundated with the same deeply disturbing commercial. This is my attempt to process it. Proceed with caution, because what has been seen can’t be unseen.

“All I do is win.” – Gwyneth Paltrow

Opinion writers of the world, all women are not going to turn into jerks just because a sorority girl wrote a mean email and Reese Witherspoon got arrested. No one loves Greek life OR Sweet Home Alabama that much.

After a high school senior wrote an op-ed “to all the colleges that rejected her” in The Wall Street Journal, we wonder if we’re placing too high a premium on getting into the perfect school.

It’s the world’s weirdest sick day scam.

According to a new British survey, women spend 474 days – one year and three months – in their lifetime putting on makeup and other cosmetics.