3:06 pm, August 1st | by Colette McIntyre
A family filed a lawsuit against Massachusetts’s Camp Emerson for expelling their fifteen-year-old daughter after she was caught kissing a male camper behind an arts-and-crafts shed.
12:30 pm, July 30th | by Grace Rasmus
Uh oh, it looks like it’s time for us to pack up shop here at The Jane Dough; according to the Daily Mail, “the female drive for equality apparently has come to an end.”
1:45 pm, July 26th | by Grace Rasmus
To whoever nominated publications for Pulitzers: CBS Miami definitely deserves all the awards for its comprehensive guide on the best places to secretly watch hot women. “Watch.” Not “meet” or “talk to” or “court” — if you want any of that nonsense, you’ve come to the wrong place; this article gives you a list of locations where one can “surreptitiously” observe lady-parts in their natural habitats. (Spoiler alert: ladies love beaches, boardwalks, nightclubs, and malls.)
4:15 pm, July 24th | by Colette McIntyre
“O Royal Birth! my Royal Birth! our fearful trip is done, / Kate’s Kingmaker has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won, / People reporters are near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting, / While follow eyes the kitsch peddler, the money out and flowing…to the tune of $238 million!”
12:46 pm, July 24th | by Colette McIntyre
UBS Investor Watch has an announcement for you! According to UBS’ new investor sentiment report, you are poor! [Balloons fall from the ceiling.] Now clean up this mess, you filthy pauper!
11:15 am, July 18th | by Colette McIntyre
Well, Sunday brunches at the Feminist Clubhouse just got a whole heckuva lot weirder.
3:00 pm, July 17th | by Grace Rasmus
According to the richest person in China, the country’s widening divide between rich and poor does not need to be tackled; he thinks that as long as everyone becomes wealthy, we’ll be A-OK.
5:00 pm, June 28th | by Colette McIntyre
On Thursday New York’s highest court held that a government employer did not require a warrant to attach a GPS monitoring device to an employee’s car and track his movements for an entire month BECAUSE EVIDENTLY O’BRIEN WAS PRESIDING OVER THE CASE.
5:30 pm, June 19th | by Grace Rasmus
I’m not convinced. Does this make me a bad feminist?
3:18 pm, June 11th | by Grace Rasmus
“Save the Date! Oh — please do this intense three-week cleanse, thanks!”