Is there a correlation between cities with fewer men and women earning more? The data says “maybe.”

You may have been under the impression that giving creepy gifts to your coworkers on Valentine’s Day was a good idea. Well, it’s not.

Since Valentine’s Day is tomorrow, we thought we would give you a little dating advice based on a recent Men’s Health column called “How to Date a Crazy-Busy Woman.” The article was based on a new survey from It’s Just Lunch, a personalized dating service for busy professionals. According to this new data, women are SUPER BUSY AND STUFF. They are so busy they sometimes have to cancel dates! But if you do manage to nab one of these busy ladies, here’s how to play it.

It’s Tuesday so we thought we would make you feel bummed out about the direction in which your life is headed. In addition to being born/adopted into unimaginable wealth and privilege, the Jolie=Pitt kids are also bringing in their own money. According to TMZ, Vivienne, the youngest child of the Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, has a small role in the upcoming film Maleficent starring her mother. Guess how much she made for her week of work?

Much has been said, written, and dirge-d (I’m look at you, Robert Burns) about man’s inhumanity to man. Even man’s humanity to man has gotten its fair share of news coverage. After years of study and lying in wait, I have finally discovered woman’s ultimate inhumanity to woman: the GoDaddy commercials. Yes, it’s true; it turns out that The Man behind the most sexist and offensive advertisements shown during the Super Bowl (and that’s saying a lot) is a woman.

Coco Chanel, a trailblazer for women’s fashion (particularly in the pants department), has even more street cred now.

Gentlemen, put down your copy of Details — we need to talk.

What is happening with Katie Holmes career? One day she is just a sweet girl on a hit WB show about a creek, then she has a hot film career, then she was Tom Cruise’s wife who dabbled in fashion, then she was a Scientologist escapee, then she went back to acting and now the rumor is that she may be applying to law school.

The number of women invited to Davos, the famous conference of the world’s biggest business and political elites, has always been a bit of a sore spot. Despite a new quota which requires that the biggest companies send at least one woman for every four men, the percentage of women attending the World Economic Forum (WEF)  is at 17% for the second year in a row.

If you ever wanted to be a Bond girl, now is your chance.