A lot of people are wondering why the Republican party still doesn’t have an election frontrunner, but Herobuilders founder Emil Vicale might be able to end the mystery and reveal who is going to go head-to-head with Obama this November.

Vicale, who is known for making political action figures, says the most popular politicians often sell the most amount of action figures and that his new Mitt Romney action figure is no exception. Vicale said in a press release that the Romney action figure has outsold Santorum 4 to 1 and that no one has bought a Newt Gingrich figure yet. Why are we not surprised about that last bit?

And now, here are some things we wish we could buy but can’t afford (now or ever, really), courtesy of CNBC.

Where to spend those hard-earned dollars, ladies? Hopefully not on DKNY’s $1 million perfume.

Yep, it’s targeted toward women.

And we thought the $6,390 toilet was a bit much.

So you’re on your way into a holiday weekend. You’re probably thinking of relaxation. Maybe a bubble bath. Maybe a bubble bath in the world’s most expensive bathtub with a diamond-encrusted ducky that tragically sinks with every voyage (diamond-encrusted items do have limited facility in aquatic pursuits).

You need this. And now it exists. The world’s most expensive tub, coming to a loo near you.

No, it’s not a Birkin.

A gold iPad — we can deal with it. Even a gold tie is sort of comically acceptable. And despite their absurdity, even gold shoelaces were fine. But gold cheese? This has officially gotten out of control.

It’s not exactly news that Nicolas Cage has some financial problems. Of course, the latest item he’s put on the market might help matters.

Rejoice, everyone. There’s now an $8 million iPad. But before you get too excited, it’s made by Stuart Hughes, the idiot who no one acknowledges is the shadiest ever.