Moguls, get out your checkbooks. We’ve found the Halloween costume for you.

Every time we think we’ve seen the most outrageous, most ridiculous Mogul Toy of the Day over here at Mogulite, we almost always stand corrected just weeks later.

Case in point, today’s toy: 24-carat gold shoelaces. Yep.

As you likely know, Oracle CEO and Silicon Valley heavyweight Larry Ellison has some big and fast sail boats. But did you know just how big and fast? Prepare your jaw for some serious the drop action that’s about to occur.

Because what good is an iPhone unless it’s covered in diamonds… right?

We’re not talking hair cut or hair treatment, here. Just a blowout. One that involves white truffles, diamond dust and meteorite dust. At $500, it’s reportedly the world’s most expensive.

Sure, Grey Goose or Belvedere or Ciroc have cachet — but for a successful buttoned-up banker type, they’re missing that…something, aren’t they? Wait, what about a vodka inspired by a slick pinstripe suit? Throw out all your Ketel One at once! And meet Absolut Vodka Crystal Pinstripe, the vodka meant to invoke the spirit of clothing 99 percent of the population can’t afford.

Today’s mogul toy of the day, friends, is actually a toy. Model cars are generally seen as a way to have a mini replica of cars you admire, but probably can’t afford. This model car, though, is worth 12 times its real counterpart. Say what?

She’s a new Los Angeles transport with racing in her veins. In LA, her sister has already bought an $85 million house, so we’re guessing this is a case of some sibling rivalry. Who is it?

So, moguls, how are you beating the Labor Day traffic this weekend? Hiring a helicopter or private jet? How about a…private train car? Just buy your own train car, hook it to the back of an Amtrak train, and there you go, you’re the most fashionable caboose in town! Yes, these “yachts on tracks” are a real thing. And yes, they cost a lot.

In the spirit of our favorite hobby: telling you about expensive stuff, here’s a car that sold for $16.39 million on Friday, the highest price ever publicly paid for a car. For car geeks: its a 1957 Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa prototype. For the rest of you: it’s a red Ferrari from the 50′s and it’s cool.