I’m not going to get into why I think that calling a man who is running around macking on ladies a “kissing bandit” diminishes the intrusion into their personal space and the disturbing nature of the actual encounter, making the perpetrator sound like that kid everyone knew in third grade who would plant one on you when you were both sitting on top of the monkey bars, lean over and swing from the top until he was hanging from the bars, ninja style, drop onto the ground and then run away while you screamed, instead of what he actually is, which is off-putting and probably dangerous. This is the male equivalent of the “zany female criminal/femme fatale” phenomenon I covered earlier this week.

A man in El Paso, Texas faces four separate counts of promotion of prostitution after allegedly attempting to solicit sex for pay from multiple women.

It’s trite to criticize 19-year-old singer and newly engaged Miley Cyrus, but her recent comments about her “stubborn little b*tch” dog who eats diamonds should not go ignored.

And now, here are a series of bottled water ads that are as offensive as they are perplexing. They feature up-skirt photos of unsuspecting women.

How do you advertise a feminine hygiene product when you’re not allowed to use the word “vagina”? It seems complicated — but feminine sanitary product companies have pulled it off for years, as you’ve undoubtedly noticed. That is, until now.

The New York Times, America’s source for all the news that’s fit to print, has identified a crucial, insidious problem in our country: Girly men.

You know that whole “Fifty Shades of Grey” craze? It’s in no way indicative that women enjoy getting it on. “How to Stay Married” author and long-time journalist Jilly Cooper says sex is no longer a thing because “women don’t want to have sex any more.” News to me.

Nobody likes catcallers, but you know what actually seems worse than a classless construction worker asking an innocent passerby to take off her clothes and perform fellatio on him in the middle of the street? A sign justifying such sexual harassment by the fact that the female victim is simply too hot not to be objectified or bothered.

Remember how you thought you hated housework? Turns out you were lying. You actually love it.

In a recent interview with People Magazine, the First Lady said that if she could be anyone else, she would be Beyonce.