If You Love Screwing With People, You Need To Have This Censorship Towel
10:15 am, May 18th | by Laura Donovan
Ever since I encountered an excessively paranoid, accusatory woman who freaked out when another lady started using a cell phone in my fitness center’s locker room, I’ve been dead set on messing with some of my fellow gym members. I know that makes me even more immature than I already am, but where else but at New York Sports Club can I get away with pranking uptight exercisers?
And that’s why I’m thrilled that the towel below, which resembles the censorship blob you see on television, exists. You can wear this towel and look naked from afar, making your in-laws, fitness center attendees, or roommates highly uncomfortable. Some people deserve it — or just need to lighten up a little bit. This towel will allow them to get to that point, slowly but surely. And if all else fails, run around in your birthday suit to push their buttons. Sometimes it’s okay to act 12 again.