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If You Love Screwing With People, You Need To Have This Censorship Towel


Ever since I encountered an excessively paranoid, accusatory woman who freaked out when another lady started using a cell phone in my fitness center’s locker room, I’ve been dead set on messing with some of my fellow gym members. I know that makes me even more immature than I already am, but where else but at New York Sports Club can I get away with pranking uptight exercisers?

And that’s why I’m thrilled that the towel below, which resembles the censorship blob you see on television, exists. You can wear this towel and look naked from afar, making your in-laws, fitness center attendees, or roommates highly uncomfortable. Some people deserve it — or just need to lighten up a little bit. This towel will allow them to get to that point, slowly but surely. And if all else fails, run around in your birthday suit to push their buttons. Sometimes it’s okay to act 12 again.

[BuzzFeed]

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  • http://profile.yahoo.com/F6WDMXYFH6S5NTOYGNP6WPXGFA Sarah

    Does is come in other colors, or does it only censor white people?

  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    Good point :/ 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TWK2YYJTTIDLZIVV7NKZM23Z6Q Tyler

    My gf stopped taking showers in the gym after a few teen girls were taking pics of themselves in the lockerroom.   I’ve heard there are now invisible lasers that can be placed around which disable the camera mode on a phone.  

  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    That’s such a violation! I understand her reservations, but think it’s a little accusatory of women to assume other females in the locker room are taking photographs merely if their phones are out. It’s 2012. We’re all more connected than necessary. But I’m sorry about your girlfriend, poor thing!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TWK2YYJTTIDLZIVV7NKZM23Z6Q Tyler

    They weren’t taking naked picts, but she didn’t want to accidentally get photographed while undressing.  Thanks for replying Laura; I do agree just because they have a phone doesn’t mean women will take picts.  

  • Anonymous

    Women always freak out when I use a cell phone in their locker room.

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  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    I totally understand that. Always :D

  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    Maybe you should start by not sneaking into the women’s room! haha

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