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Deadly Things

Your Skinny Jeans Are Making You Sick


Remember when we told you that your stylish high heels were actually ruining your ability to move and function as a human? Turns out your entire wardrobe is a death trap.

Yep, apparently your favorite pair of skinny jeans is the reason you got that yeast infection last year. Awkward.

This is according to the Wall Street Journal, which has discovered that tight belts, bras that are too small, and Spanx are health hazards as well, responsible for anything from painful welts to hammer toes. Ick.

On the bright side though- yes, there is a bright side!- fashion no longer dictates that we should wear corsets. So, despite all the hazards of today’s clothing, at least we know our organs won’t be reshaped.

See, toldya there was a bright side!

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  • Arakiba

    The muffintop look that skinny jeans give to anyone not on a hunger strike is extremely unattractive.

  • Anonymous
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