I Don’t Need To Know What You’ll Never Put In Your Vagina
6:30 pm, May 17th | by Laura Donovan
We all harbor plenty of opinions that are too harsh to share with the world, and there’s a reason we often keep these thoughts to ourselves. They can come across as rude when vocalized. I feel this way about Sir Richard’s new condom commercial that features a montage of women listing the kinds of guys and people they would never allow in or near their vagina.
“I have some basic rules about what will never go in my vagina,” says one woman. “Investment bankers [sound familiar?], pastry chefs [oh, come on! they can cook for you!]…Brad.”
Some other definite no-gos are street performers, bowlers, local news anchors, men who collect samurai swords, the idiots who come up behind you and start grinding, roadies, bouncers, professors…It goes on and on. I’ve got standards of my own, but this is just a non-funny way of relaying to certain types of men that they’ll never be good enough for you. Ever heard of letting ‘em down softly?