Don’t Try to Turn Your Sweater Into Pants. Please.
4:32 pm, December 4th | by Colette McIntyre
I understand that we as a society value efficiency above all things, but I can’t shake the feeling that some things, some precious things, shouldn’t try to multitask. I got on board with the croissants that were also donuts. (That is, I tried to get on board but I could no longer support my own body weight because I ate too many croissant-donuts.) I saw the phone turned computer turned tablet turned SkyNet and I put it on my Christmas list. Hell, I even let jeggings slide. But swants? SWANTS? A combination sweater-pant? THIS WILL NOT ABIDE. WORLD, YOU HAVE CREATED A MONSTER. I don’t want the Power Rangers’ mighty morphing technology to be applied to anything that swaddles my ladyparts.
In the new episode of Just The Tips, DIY goddesses Katy and Katie attempted to tame the Swants beast. They lost. They lost and the world lost with them.