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EOD Roundup: Beyonce Joins Us in Saluting You For Going to Work This Morning


In today’s EOD roundup, we are rewarding you for defying your meat, cheese, and alcohol hangover and making it in to work today. How so? With a special Beyoncé-themed roundup! Don’t say we’ve never done anything for you. First, our friends at SportsGrid give us a post’s worth of Beysus halftime show GIFS. Our favorite? Beyoncé dancing with Beyoncé clones. Why she didn’t replace Michelle with a clone for the brief Destiny’s Child reunion, we’ll never know… [SportsGrid]

Did you notice that Beyoncé flashed an Iluminati pyramid symbol (of course it wasn’t the iconic Roc-A-Fella diamond, you FOOL) during the show? Did you? Because she did and that proves everything. [BuzzFeed]

In case you were wondering, Illuminati conspiracy theorists liked Beyoncé’s performance, despite it being “anti-liberty.” [Jezebel]

The Superdome’s manager claims that Beyoncé had nothing to do with the stadium’s blackout but we all know the truth: Beyoncé was leaving the stadium after her performance, figured that the show was over, and turned the lights off. And rightfully so. [USA Today]

And, of course, NPR had to go and get all NPR about the whole thing, examining “the roots” of Bey’s Super Bowl spectacular. A real excerpt from the article: “In fact, the shimmy, the Black Bottom, the Quiver and the Funky Butt — the building blocks of what Beyoncé does so well — were popular at the turn of the 20th century.” Translation: even the intellectuals love Queen Beysus Knowles. [NPR]

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