EOD Roundup

EOD Roundup: Fiona Apple’s Love For Her Dog Breaks Our Hearts

In today’s EOD roundup: Fiona Apple cemented her place in our hearts by postponing her South American tour in order to spend more time with her sick pitbull, Janet. In a hand-written note posted on Facebook, the singer shares painfully lovely memories of crying into Janet’s chest and singing her to sleep. Fiona, don’t you worry about a thing. We’ll have a bottle of wine uncorked and Homeward Bound all queued up, should you need us. [Vulture]

Yikes — Sesame Workshop released a statement to the New York Times that Kevin Clash, longtime Elmo puppeteer, has resigned. Mr. Clash’s resignation comes on the heels of a second underage sex allegation. [NYT]

Violet Affleck is such a little firecracker that I had to resort to my grandfather’s favorite adjectives in order to describe her. Check out this video of little Affleck shouting at paparazzi if you want to see her moxie in action. [The Frisky]

The Atlantic’s Ashley Fetters argues that Ke$ha may just be the woman to answer all of 20th century feminists’ prayers…because after she woke up in the morning feeling like P.Diddy, she deconstructed those feelings and realized they were all derivative of the male gaze. Really. [The Atlantic]

On last night’s Letterman, Paul Rudd listed the top ten thoughts that went through his mind when an audience member vomited during a performance of his Broadway show Grace. To be fair, I would probably vomit too if I was in the same room as Paul Rudd. He’s just so dreamy. [Gawker]

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