EOD Roundup

EOD Roundup: ‘Law & Order: SVU’ Will Air a Chris Brown and Rihanna-inspired Episode

In today’s EOD roundup, Law & Order: SVU (a.k.a. The Show People Used to Watch Until Elliot Sex-bler Took His Alpha Male Super Catholic Short Fuse Shtick and Left the Precinct But Don’t Worry He’s Probably Still Taking Cases Way Too Personally and Mouth-Punching Rapists Somewhere) is airing a Chris Brown and Rihanna-inspired episode and everyone is uncomfortable. Oh, no? No one else is uncomfortable? Just me? Well, that’s surprising. [The Frisky]

Did you know that Michelle Obama’s bangs were a midlife crisis? Yep! That’s what that the First Lady of the United States does when she’s gets a case of the Who-Am-I-What-Am-I-Doings: she innocuously cuts herself some forehead fringe. What a precious sweet baby angel lamb.  [People]

Flavorwire rounds up ten bizarre political ads that are surprisingly real. I’m pretty sure these ads were made by people trapped in a k-hole. [Flavorwire]

All of the wishes that you are pretty sure you never made are coming true: Bill O’Reilly is working on a book about the death of Jesus Christ. “Killing Jesus” is a follow up to O’Reilly’s previous thrillers “Killing Lincoln” and “Killing Kennedy” and the first in a forthcoming trio that includes “Killing You Softly With My Inside Edition Tirades” and “Killing, The: Wait, Seriously, Who Killed Rosie Larsen?” Ladies, the time to start assembling your countdown paper chains is now. [Jezebel]

We’re issuing a public apology to the scientists who spent years in medical school, probably racking up hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt in the process, debt that makes them destined for spinsterhood (unless they are men (which, of course they are; these are scientists that we’re talking about)), just to spend their days measuring foreign penises in some poorly lit office in order to find out if it’s true what people say about men with big feet. We are so, so sorry. [Slate]

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TAGS: bill o'reilly | Chris Brown | Law and Order: SVU | michelle obama | Rihanna

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