EOD Roundup: Michael J. Fox Wants Taylor Swift to Stay Away From His Son

EOD Roundup

EOD Roundup: Michael J. Fox Wants Taylor Swift to Stay Away From His Son

6:15 pm, January 17th | by Colette McIntyre

In today’s EOD roundup, Michael J. Fox drops some major truth bombs on Taylor Swift, saying that he is never-ever-ever going to let the pop star date his son. I am now one step closer to being Mrs. Sam Fox Golden Globe. [Vulture]

This list of “six guaranteed low-effort toddler games” reminds me of the time that I convinced a pre-schooler whom I was babysitting that sharpening a pencil was a really fun game. It’s not my proudest moment but I had a season of Mad Men to finish and no cable at school. [The Hairpin]

The FBI has responded to the ACLU’s request for details on the agency’s surveillance policy by faxing them 111 blacked out pages. Classic FBI! You know you love them! Xoxo, the Federal Government. [Boing Boing]

Dame Maggie Smith will return for season four of Downton Abbey. Finally — the perfect moment to link to this underrated Shaggy song! [The Mary Sue]

WAIT, FORGET ALL THOSE OTHERS LINKS; THIS DEFINITIVE RANKING OF MARY-KATE AND ASHLEY MOVIES IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING ON THE INTERNET TODAY. [BuzzFeed]