EOD: These Paralympians Will Make You Feel Lazy

In today’s EOD roundup, photos of paralympians being totally awesome will motivate you not to skip any workouts on this long three day weekend at the end of summer. Who are we kidding, we’ll all obviously skip the workouts. But these photos are still awesome. [Buzzfeed]

Mediaite’s own Dan Abrams takes on a devastating custody ruling for Gossip Girl actress Kelly Rutherford. Haven’t seen Gossip Girl in years but this case is still bizarre/juicy enough to be fascinating. [Mediaite]

The brain trust that is this Toddlers and Tiaras contestant’s parents thought it would be totes fine if their daughter “smoked” a “cigarette.” “I would definitely not give my child a real cigarette,” this child’s mother said. If you feel the need to clarify your decision with a sentence like that you have ALREADY LOST. [Styleite]

Would you like to learn more about liquefying a dead body? You’re in luuuuuuuuck… *ghost noises* [The Mary Sue]

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