(One of) Eric Schmidt’s Ex-Mistress(es) Tweets out Alleged Flight Attendant Attack
12:00 pm, September 15th | by Amy Tennery
As it turns out, one of Google Chairman Eric Schmidt’s handful of ex-mistresses was purportedly attacked by a United Airlines flight attendant recently. And she decided it was a good idea to tweet about it. Yep.
Ex-Googlebine Marcy Simon got into the unexplained altercation presumably mid-air (she has taken the tweets down, as far as we can tell, but Gawker has them, if you want to take a look). She first tweeted:
Just abused by a Unitwed [sic... and Freudian slip?] flight attendant on UA hit hit [sic] me with a MAC @Unitedairlines
Hit by a MAC? The indignity! She continues:
Took 10 minutes for Ice and they begged for Mercy #hitbyflightattendant #Unitedairlinesabusiveflightattendants
They begged for mercy? Uh oh. I’m really hoping that was a typo. For the sake of the other passengers… and also Simon’s criminal record.
I’m sure Schmidt is none too pleased to see his past paramour back in the press — although he can take comfort knowing that (at least) she hasn’t launched some damaging tell-all blog that will occupy solid weeks of his energy and anger. That was so 2010.
(Photo courtesy of Gawker)