Everyone has an opinion on E.L. James’s sexy “Fifty Shades” series, and people have been especially vocal about their thoughts on who should play main characters Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele in the film adaptation. I’m on Team Ian Somerhalder for the role of Grey, but I don’t understand many other lead suggestions. “American Psycho” writer Bret Easton Ellis has said he wants to work on the movie, but his actor preferences were downright bizarre: Lena Dunham, Scarlett Johansson, or Kristen Stewart to portray naive recent college grad Steele. He either hasn’t read the trilogy or just wants attention because those ladies, although lovely as can be, are not right for the part. Here are some suggestions that must go ignored.