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Daily Mail Describes Alleged Statutory Rapist As “The Ultimate Cougar”


A female Florida police officer stands accused of the repeated and ongoing sexual abuse of several underage boys, according to the Daily Mail. The 32-year-old officer allegedly engaged in nearly “100 sex acts with a 15-year-old boy” and “stalked high school boys for sex” a police report claims. Basically, the allegations are downright horrific.

And what vernacular did Daily Mail use for its report on this accused woman? Let’s take a look at its headline:

The Ultimate Cougar? Former Police Officer Who Had ‘Sex With Teen 100 Times’ Had Stalked High School Boys For Sex’

Sure. Of course, by “Ultimate Cougar” I’m sure they meant… uhhh, “Possible Monster” or “Person Who, Depending On Her Guilt Or Lack Thereof, Definitely Needs Mental Health Treatment And Should Face A Considerable Amount Of Punishment, Per The Judgement Of The Court.” Of course that last one doesn’t roll off the tongue so great, does it?

“Cougar,” for those of you who aren’t aware, is a term bestowed upon women who enjoy younger partners (when the situation involves older men, they’re called “men,” FYI). And by younger, people don’t mean “of mental scarring age.”

Unless I misunderstood — in which case that Courtney Cox show was wildly inappropriate.

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  • Xjaded

    It isn’t socially acceptable for underage children to sleep with older men either. These men are also labeled, the difference is “creep” sounds a little better than “cougar.” So no, women aren’t being subjected to double standards. Yet again, I feel like you’re just trying to convince women that they have it worst than men and it makes women look bad.  

  • Xjaded

    I meant “creep” sounds worst, my bad.

  • Anonymous

    Sounds like the hottest porno ever.. a sexy policewoman stalking you for sex… Wow what a monster, those poor teens who are of age to pro-create, I bet they screamed in terror during their 100 sex acts.

  • Anonymous

    Where were all of these horney women cops when I was 15?  I was born 55 years too early!  I guess the answer is that there were no female cops when I was growing up, but I never even had sex with a teacher!  LOL !

    Mrs. Robinson unleashed a fury in 1968 when “The Graduate” was released.  Before that, I thought my lust for all of my mothers friends was abnormal and that I was one sick puppy!  Thank you Anne Bancroft for liberating all of the guilt strickin boys.

  • Anonymous

    Yes, and I can just hear the psychiatrists tell us that these poor boys have been ruined for life and will never be able to have normal relations with their virgin wives!  LOL !

  • AMP2020

    A lot of women have this shock with these headlines and stories. Although, I must say, I know so many men who, like above comments, would say “I WISH that would have been me.” Most guys spend their teens constantly thinking about sex but never/rarely getting any. lol.
    Yes, I get that some young guys could be adversely affected by such an experience. But, the reality is, most teen guys dream of this happening.
    I guess I’m part of the problem though. If the sexes were reversed, I would call the man insane at the very least! It’s an odd and interesting thing… It would be interesting to read some in-depth research on this topic. 

  • Eridal Soulblazer

    So a women preying on young men just needs mental help but if it had been a man doing this I highly doubt it would be been simply needs mental help and would have been more along the lines of talking about castration or significant jail time 20+ years. Got to love the misandry and double standards I’ve been seeing all over this site.

  • Anonymous

    I think you need to re-read the post. 

    We’re not talking about a woman “preying on young men” — we’re talking about a woman who is violating boys (not men, boys) who aren’t old enough to give consent. The absurdity I was pointing out was that the Daily Mail equated “cougars” with sexual predators. While I have a big problem with the term “cougar,” the behavior it’s supposed to represent is far from deviant or criminal, as Daily Mail implies.

    And yes, anyone who preys on children (male or female) needs mental help.

  • Anonymous

    I think you need to re-read the post. 

    We’re not talking about a woman “preying on young men” — we’re talking about a woman who is violating boys (not men, boys) who aren’t old enough to give consent. The absurdity I was pointing out was that the Daily Mail equated “cougars” with sexual predators. While I have a big problem with the term “cougar,” the behavior it’s supposed to represent is far from deviant or criminal, as Daily Mail implies.

    And yes, anyone who preys on children (male or female) needs mental help.

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