10 Things We Would Like To See Tina And Amy Do When They Host The Golden Globes
3:30 pm, January 11th | by
In case you haven’t heard, Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are hosting the Golden Globes this Sunday. People pretty much expect this to be the best awards show in the history of the world. Plus, since they are the first women to ever host the Globes it’s an even more significant occasion. Now, Amy and Tina recently made some promises about what to expect from during the show (some improv, costumes from Django Unchained, juice cleanses and the entire ceremony may be sung) but we have some expectations of our own.
1.Make out with George Clooney
Amy or Tina should definitely attempt this. It would be rude for him to refuse the host's advances. Alternatively, they should just conduct the entire show from George's lap.
2.17 dress changes
Anne Hathaway may have broken the record with her Oscars hosting gig and 6 dresses. That is why Tina and Amy need to take it even farther. Seventeen costume changes each! And it doesn't have to be all dresses. Let's get some harem pants in there and maybe a bear costume.
3.Give us a recap of what's happening on Girls
Americans will face one of the hardest decisions ever come Sunday night. Do they watch the Golden Globes or the Season 2 premiere of
Girls? Such a first world problem, but still. It would be great if Tina and Amy could tell us what happens so we don't have to make this kind of Sophie's Choice with our DVRs.
4.Get Hillary to announce her 2016 run
Totally appropriate venue.
5.Reenact the last 40 minutes of Zero Dark Thirty
Oscar snub? What Oscar snub?
6.Get Anne Hathaway to sing and then trip her
Anne Hathaway is great and everything but she has been a little...aggressive this whole awards season. A little pre-Best Supporting Actress humbling, if you will.
7.Prove, once and for all, that women are funny
(We're pretty sure this won't be a problem).
8.Do a bit with Gavroche from Les Mis
He was friggin' adorable and the only cute OR joyous thing in that entire film.
...Maybe we should adjust our expectations a teeny bit.
10.Do their Hillary Clinton/Sarah Palin impressions
One for the road? Please?