Just The Belated Christmas Present You Need: Grumpy Cat Tassles
9:30 am, December 28th | by Laura Donovan
Up until today, I thought I received everything a girl could ever want for Christmas. Then I learned of the existence of Grumpy Cat pasties and realized just how much I’ve been missing out on life. I bet unstoppable BuzzFeed reporter Andrew Kacynski, who has made no secret of his admiration for the peculiar-looking feline, shares this sentiment.
With that, here’s the deal with the tassels: one Etsy user is selling Grumpy Cat pasties online for $85. Quite a pretty penny for things that merely cover a person’s nipples, but half the profits go directly to the SPCA International, so it’s all for a good cause, right?
While these tassles would certainly amuse Internet geeks who live for memes and funny animal pictures, Grumpy Cat himself hates everything and would most definitely find something wrong with these, so while you enjoy wearing him on your chest, just know he’s anything but thrilled about it.