I am never prepared for the transition from winterspring to summerspring in Los Angeles, but your song has softened the blow.

I saw Spring Breakers last weekend and I have yet to move on. Its limited, 3-theatre release generated $270,000. And after seeing it, I think the movie deserved all of the money. It’s amazing. I haven’t had a chance to talk about it with anyone else who saw it, so I hashed out my feelings with myself. Welcome to A Very Special Discussion About Spring Breakers Between Two Kristies. Warning: spoilers ahead.

Sure, it looks medium to highly offensive. It also looks medium to highly AWESOME.

The season finale of the instant classic Vanderpump Rules airs tonight. I am devastated. My obsession with the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills spinoff blindsided me. Although SUR (which stands
for “Sexy Unique Restaurant,” naturally) is located approximately 10 miles away from my couch, the show teleports me each week to a world that is so sparkly and opulent and glamorous, I hardly notice that I’m wearing Chicago Bears pajama pants while I watch it.

The Coachella lineup was announced Thursday night, and tickets went on sale today (for those of you who didnʼt buy pre-sale tickets 6 years in advance with no idea who is playing this year). People be TALKINʼ bout Coachella. Or “Chella,” if youʼre a horrible goblin. Iʼm sick of it already, and itʼs not even February. This is not a “youʼre just bitter because youʼre not going” situation. I spit venom about the festival because it’s terrible. Iʼve been twice, so I can speak on it. Let me lay out the many, MANY reasons why your dollars and vacation days are better spent somewhere else.

Yesterday we took a look back at the 50 women who inspired us this year. But what about the (many, many) moments in pop culture that made us laugh? From the #RihannaPlane debacle to the storied romance of Kanye and Kim, 2012 was more than just the year of the woman — it was the year of “LOL, wuuut.” Check out our top ten moments in pop culture for 2012.