EOD: Raccoons Really, Really Hate Miley Cyrus [VIDEO]

EOD Thursday: If this whole “famous popstar-slash-actress” thing doesn’t pan out, Miley Cyrus could have a secondary career as a raccoon wrangler.

– Maybe you’re a Miley Cyrus fan. Maybe you’re not. But one thing’s for sure: Raccoons hate Miley Cyrus. As you’ll see in this video from Shirtless Santa Claus a random dude getting bitten by a raccoon, Hannah Montana body spray works really well at repelling raccoons. There are so many questions to ask here: Why is there a raccoon casually sitting on a chair, biting the crap out of this guy? Why does ZZ Top’s bassist this random older gentleman own anything Hannah Montana-themed? Most importantly, however, when will Miley Cyrus get into the Raccoon repelling industry? (Via Daily What):

– Breaking: Romney is maybe (kinda, sorta, could be…) thinking about picking a female VP. [Mediaite]

– Ick: Salon offers 50-percent discount to girls 15 and under for their “first waxing experience.” Well that’s… aggressive. [Jezebel]

– The CIA is finally cracking down on sexual harassment within the agency. [LA Times]

– And on a completely unrelated note, here are two high school girls who dressed up like Barbie and arrived at prom in Mattel boxes. I’d be horrified if it weren’t so darn impressive. (Via Girl Of A Certain Age):

– Wonder Woman stained glass is a real thing — you should probably go buy some. [The Mary Sue]

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