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Here Is Every Line Uttered By A Woman In The “Men At Work” Pilot

The following lines from the show’s pilot episode are delivered by an irate ex-girlfriend, a sex-crazed current girlfriend, a random girl at a bar and a waitress. There’s also an attractive blonde cleaning lady who works for one of the Men At Work, and who another Man At Work sleeps with, leading to the line “I gotta tell you not to bang my maid?” Who says there aren’t enough realistic female characters on televison?

“I don’t love you anymore, and I don’t want to be in this relationship with you.”

“There is no other guy.”

“Paul.”

“You just asked his name.”

“I’m sorry Milo, it’s not you—”

“I really do hope we can still be friends.”

“Give me my bag back”

“Was that my car?”

“Meester Tyler friend?”

“Stick port.” (Hard to tell if that’s actually what she said, as this character is an Eastern European housemaid with a very thick accent and limited English vocabulary.)

“Oh, uh, click click?”

“My name ees Alva.”

“Hi honey!”

“Lonely, but I think a little visit from Dr. Neal-Good might help.”

“Hey, how about you pop out early for a little afternoon delight? I don’t know what has gotten into us lately, but I love it, you sexy beast!”

“How quickly can you get here?”

“Neal. My father’s your boss. Promise you won’t get in trouble.”

“Okay, fine. I love you! I’m gonna eat you up.”

“Tell me everything you’re gonna do to me. Oh, and be specific.”

“Oh Neal, am I putting too much pressure on you with this dirty talk thing? Because we don’t have to do it.”

“Oh good, me too.”

“Um, no.”

“Rachel.”

“Okay, you know what? Maybe you’ve had enough to drink.”

“Hey Kim? Talk to you later.”

“Yes.”

“Okay.”

“Rachel.”

“Sure.”

“Okay.”

“Okay. Say something dirty!”

“Dirtier!”

“Ooh, don’t stop!”

“Yes I will! More!”

“What?”

“Look, I think that you have to just take what she’s saying at face value. She doesn’t want to be with you. But Milo, you are a very funny sweet guy, and love is a beautiful thing, so you just want to make sure you are open to it when it presents itself. Yes?”

“Good. Now I’m gonna join them [for a threesome].”

“Oh, I thought you came back to give me a bigger tip.”

“It’s a joke.”

“Can I help you with anything else? You know I can see them, right?”

“My friends call me Lisa.”

“Sure. I’d like that.”

TAGS: men at work | tbs

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