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Cain Releases Creepy New Ad With Man Being Eaten Alive By Chickens [VIDEO]

2:37 pm, April 12th | by Rebecca Srulowitz


If you’ve been wondering what Herman Cain’s been up to since ending his candidacy only a short while ago, look no further.

In January, Cain announced the launch of “Cain’s Solutions Revolution,” an organization which promises bipartisanship and seeks to transfer “power from the government to the people.” That is, if you donate some cash to the cause.

Now if you recall, during his campaign Cain didn’t release the most… tasteful of self-promotional videos. One featured a close-up of his aide blowing smoke from his cigarette directly at the camera, and the other inexplicably featured what appeared to be the shooting of an innocent rabbit.

Now, here comes another video, entitled simply “Chicken,” promoting Cain’s 9-9-9 tax code.

The video portrays the ‘typical’ American taxpayer as a farmer who keeps feeding his chickens (a.k.a. “Big Government”) large portions of his paycheck (in the video, grain). The chickens, rather than being sated, get hungrier and hungrier, until they attack the poor taxpaying farmer and eat him alive.

Yup, that’s pretty much the gist of it…




[H/T Wonkette]

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  • Anonymous

    And Charles Manson is the one refused parole.

  • Anonymous

    is he still here??!

  • http://twitter.com/watchdogg2007 terrance bolton

    OMG! This fool is losing his mind.

  • Michael Trout

    He just keeps showing why he almost made to the top (?) of the republican pile.  

  • SHT

    Damn, I just became a Herman Cain supporter. His ideas about the forthcoming Chickenpocalypse are too compelling to ignore. Anyone who has the courage to stage a tableaux with a little girl editorializing over the skeletal remains of her recently devoured-by-fowl  father is obviously a man of vision and purpose.

  • Anonymous

    Looks like the average American taxpayer having Herman Cain throw chickens at him while trying to feed them.  I never knew chickens could be so dangerous.  Oh, wait, that would be Herman Cain.  And what’s up with the exploitation of a minor?

    WTF???????????

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_PKEQSTA4WOBYU5Z7QNSBUR2LXI MASSMURDERMEDIA

    these ads are the best…  sure they’re creepy, but all have valid points…  those obsessing on the bizarre aspects can’t see the forest for the trees…  i’m sure they’re all more comfortable with bullshit ads touting family values and faith…  our country needs solutions and i couldn’t care less if some political hack loves his family, goes to church and promises to fight for the little guy…  what are you going to do about the economy?…

      

  • Liqa Madiq Twice

    Not in this economy!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RD7VI4JIGOLEZWXOF5UU5PE3II Juliet Abanike

    Brilliant!!! Big government is like a hydra-headed monster, it’ll just keep feeding off peoples sweat and hard work. Oliver Twist at least asked for more, the government just takes it.
    The government must learn to make do with what they have… President Obama, please take note! You can not rail against a Bush for spending too much money only to do the same.

    Change we can not believe in!!

  • Rob

    What did I just watch?  As much as I hate text-speak, I literally lol’d.  Herman Cain either has the best ad designer or the worst; I’m not quite sure yet.  Also its kinda funny how people forget when you want a government to do more for you, the money doesn’t just *poof* out of thin air from the magic federal funding fairy.  Taxes are the price you pay to live in a decent country.

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