How to Make a “Turkey Erotic Nightmare”, AKA a Turkey Cake
4:02 pm, November 26th | by Colette McIntyre
For some misinformed reason, the dessert industry is in the business of disguising their delicious treats as other, dessert-inappropriate foodstuff. Why can’t a cake just be round and festooned with sugar flowers or the occasional fondant effigy? I don’t want to cut into what is seemingly a burrito and find layers of pound cake! Stop causing discord between my eyes and my stomachs, you curs’d witches of icing and food dye!
In this very special Thanksgiving episode of Just The Tips, Katy and Katie attempt to make Betty Crocker’s turkey cake. The results are so horrifying that we are assembling an angry mob and setting off to burn the icing creatures and bury the ashes.