In Ridiculous Study News, Blondes Do Have More Fun But Brunettes Have Better Careers
1:30 pm, January 28th | by Meredith Lepore
Good news, brunettes: blondes may truly have more fun, but women with darker-hued hair tend to have more successful careers, according to a riduculous study from The Daily Mail. Facial mapping experts (oh, brother) in England looked at the facial features we associate with success and leadership in the workplace, and the results found that those with straight dark hair were considered more likely to succeed. Well, this makes the plot of Legally Blonde seem way more believable!
The study found that women with straight dark hair like Kim Kardashian and Pippa Middleton — two paragons of seriousness — are more likely to succeed in their careers. We don’t know about you guys, but when we think of career role models, Kim Kardashian and Pippa Middleton are definitely the first people who come to mind. Respondents also ranked faces according to perceived business acumen and leadership qualities, taking into account a range of facial features such as the shape, size and position of the head, eyes, lips and overall symmetry. Maybe brunettes just tend to have more symmetrical heads? Adjust accordingly, ladies.