Why Jason Biggs Should Have Been Cast in ‘Magic Mike’ [VIDEO]
2:45 pm, July 13th | by Laura Donovan
In the clip, we see the cowboy hat-donning, checkered shirt-wearing brunette reciting Matthew McConaughey’s opening scene lines with a southern twang.
“Now, can you touch here?” he says after grabbing his rear end. “No no no no no.” He does the same for his crotch, and while the first couple of imitations ain’t too bad, the video gets progressively weirder. He gets a little too into it when he starts dancing and strips. The grand finale is Biggs’s booty dance in a thong, and while it was much more fulfilling for me to see the behind of Channing Tatum in “Magic Mike,” Biggs is an all right substitute. He can be my Channing Tatum any day of the week.