If You’re A Beautiful Woman Who Is Good At Sniffing Out Secrets, There Is A Job For You
11:30 am, January 23rd | by Meredith Lepore
If you ever wanted to be a Bond girl, now is your chance. According to Business Insider, a job ad was posted on Backpage.com looking for secret agents (because if you’re a secret agent, where else would you go to find a job BUT Backpage.com?), particularly fine looking women who are good at getting the gossip.
First of all, the line “We’re a group that specializes in extracting key pieces of information” is lifted right out of Inception. Also, what the hell? How can this possibly be real? Wasn’t this the exact plot of Charlie’s Angels? And which “business leaders” are these? This could be the brainchild of a branch manager of a Kinko’s for all I know. Though it should be noted that Goldman Sachs was once an indirect investor in Backpage.com, which was a subsidiary of Village Voice Media—in which Goldman held a 16 percent stake. THE PLOT THICKENS. Check out the full ad below: