Girl Goes On Obscenity-Laced Screaming Rant About Leap Year [VIDEO]
12:15 pm, February 29th | by Laura Donovan
There are a lot of first world problems to be passionately angry about in today’s world, and one young woman is particularly enraged by Leap Year — and the fact that she cannot have two birthdays as a result of it.
“Okay, so tomorrow’s Leap Year and I don’t get what Leap Year is,” says the girl in a YouTube video posted today. “I remember I used to go up to some girl in my school…and she was like, ‘Oh, my birthday is on Leap Year.’ I’m like, ‘Oh, how old are you turning?’ and she’s like, ‘Five’ and I’m like, ‘Bitch, like why the [expletive] you in high school then if you’re five?’ Like I don’t get it! What freakin’ scientists came up with the freakin’ days of the month and was like, ‘Oh, let’s add an extra day of the month!’”
The female in the clip, whose video is posted under the YouTube handle Loaatao, expresses bitterness that Leap Day is observed in February and not April, her birth month.
“Like why can’t we add an extra day of the month in April and freakin’ give me two birthdays?” she screams, her voice cracking. “I don’t understand why February has 28 days…Like, did the [expletive] guy that made the months, was he [expletive] on drugs and was like, ‘Uh, I forgot to add 30 and 31.’ What the [expletive]? This is what society has come to! We have every single month that’s 30, 31, 30, 31 and then 28, and then this year it has to be 29!”
She concludes by saying it’s only fair that she gets two birthdays in April if February is granted another day:
“So this is how April is going to go: April 21, April 22, April 23, April 24, April 25, April 25. Two days in a row, bitches, so I can have my birthday twice if you bitches can have an extra day in February.”
You tell ‘em, high schooler! Watch the hysterical rant below and be thankful that nothing as asinine as Leap Year makes your blood boil: