I Wouldn’t Want To Be A Witch At Liberty University
4:45 pm, May 11th | by Laura Donovan
Many take a “What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas” approach to college, where they can have as much as they’d please for four years before entering the world of khakis, conference calls, early hours, bills, and limited free time. But you don’t get such freedom at Liberty University, where everything from watching an R-rated movie to engaging in witchcraft is fined and reprimanded.
Ring Wing Watch‘s new series on the odd restrictions of the Lynchburg, Virginia institution of higher education reveal the consequences enrolled persons would face for engaging in any of the destructive behavior below:
30 Reprimands + $500.00 Fine + 30 hours Disciplinary Community Service + possible Administrative Withdrawal. NOTE: For each accumulation of six (6) or more reprimands after 30, an additional $150 fine will be assessed.
Assault/sexual assault (minimum two (2) semesters out)
Commission/conviction of any felony
Failure of three (3) Christian/Community Services without reconciliation
Illegal drugs-association/possession, use/distribution (minimum two semesters out)
Involvement with witchcraft, séances or other satanic or demonic activity
Life-threatening behavior or language to others or oneself (immediate removal/exclusion from campus and a minimum of two semesters out)
Non-participation/disruption/non-compliance (possible removal/exclusion from campus)
Possession or consumption of alcoholic beverages
Spending the night with a person of the opposite sex
Stealing or possession of stolen property (plus financial restitution; minimum two semesters out)
Two or more individuals of the opposite sex together in motel room
Unauthorized possession/use of weapons
It comes as no surprise that a religious school such as Liberty would raise an eyebrow at things like sleepovers and drinking, but none of the punishments seem to fit the crimes here. If it wasn’t already obvious enough, you probably shouldn’t apply to Liberty if you’re a witch…or enjoy imbibing booze or doing anything remotely fun.