Listen to Amy Poehler, Goddess Incarnate, Rap About Paula Deen and Butter
4:24 pm, September 24th | by Colette McIntyre
We here in Jane Dough headquarters are already gearing up for the Thursday premiere of Parks and Recreation Season Six: our swag has been rented (JK — you know we are the rightful owners of this crushed velvet, Tom Cruise-in-Cocktail-inspired, Saturday Night On The Prowl cravat), we treated ourselves to a meat tornado, and we have drunk so much Snake Juice that we’re pretty sure our spinal cords have melted and the tears coming out our eyes are made out of the liquified nervous tissue. In short, we are literally the most excited we have ever been in our entire lives, including the time we won “Most Likely to Attend Prom After Graduating” in high school.
Because you are a free American, you deserve to spend more than one night laughing with Pawnee councilwoman and our personal totem, Amy Poehler. To fill your Tuesday quota we offer a clip from the latest Comedy Bang! Bang! podcast in which Poehler spits a mean freestyle about the Paula Deen scandal and butter. If her rap-ocalyptic (EH?) bars don’t win you over, her maniacal laugh surely will. Stream the whole episode here.