Man Stabbed During Argument WIth Friend Over “Who Can Have The Most Sex”

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Man Stabbed During Argument WIth Friend Over “Who Can Have The Most Sex”

1:35 pm, May 9th | by Amy Tennery

A man in South Carolina is currently behind bars after allegedly stabbing his male companion during an disagreement over “who can have the most sex.”

The two men — let me be clear, the two grown men — apparently started arguing in the backseat of a car their (likely annoyed, soon-to-be-horrified) female friend was driving, according to a report from a local Fox affiliate. The fight, as I mentioned, was over which one of the fellas “can have the most sex.” Not who has had the most sex, who can have the most sex, a truly bizarre hypothetical construction. The suspected assailant, Calvin Bernard Hill, reportedly stabbed his friend during the argument and then tried to dispose of the weapon.

The victim, whom Hill claimed “stabbed his self [sic],” as people are wont to do while riding in cars, reportedly survived the attack. Hill has been charged with felony battery.

Let this be a warning. The next time two of your guy friends argue over their sexual prowess, do not jokingly suggest they “whip it out.”

[via HTS]

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