Man Steals $200 From Girl Scouts, 9-Year-Old Troop Member Punches Man In Face
6:00 pm, March 5th | by Amy Tennery
The Girl Scouts have taken a lot of flack for pretty silly reasons over the past several weeks for, among other things, allegedly promoting communism. But a story out of Texas today should prove one thing definitely: It is unwise to mess with the Girl Scouts.
A group of of the gals were out peddling cookies near a Houston Walmart, when a pair of nefarious guys decided that they wanted to steal some cash. From Girl Scouts. They wanted to steal money from a group of 9-year-old Girl Scouts. Let’s take a moment to let that sink in.
One of the alleged duo walked up to the Scouts’ table and snatched away their cash box, according to local news affiliate KHOU, before leaping into the getaway car, which Ass-hat Number Two was driving.
Senior scout Rachel Johnson would not take this lying down.
Johnson said she clung to the side of the getaway car as it drove off and “drag[ed] me for a bit.” It is also worth mentioning that the car ran over her hand. And fellow scout Iravia Cotton also decided to help out — by running to the side of the car (which, she said, almost ran her over, also) and repeatedly punching the guy in the passenger-side seat in the face.
Upon recalling the scene, Johnson said:
“Who steals from a Girl Scout? I mean, seriously, that’s like the worst thing ever.”
Which… yea. That is, basically, the worst thing ever. No exaggeration.