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Most Fertile Man In World Also A Cad Who Wants A Break On Child Support


When news broke last month that 22-year-old Alaskan Levi Johnston was expecting his second child, some spoke in disbelief about his powerful reproductive assets. But he’s sterile compared to Tennessee’s 33-year-old Desmond Hatchett, who set a Knox County record for the number of kids a person has fathered. Don’t think the dad of thirty is super thrilled to have experienced the greatest gift of life thirty times, though. He’s claiming he needs a break from child support.

The Knoxville guy, who conceived all his little ones with eleven different baby mamas, has returned to court asking to pay less for the youngsters he has sired.

“I had four kids in the same year. Twice,” he told FOX. Sure that’s a lot for a fellow with a minimum wage job, but what about the women who carried these babies and dealt with the nuisance and pain of pregnancy?

It looks as though he’s not going to hold up his end of the bargain. As the Daily Mail put it, the virile dude can only afford to give each of his baby mamas $1.49 a month. That’s not even enough for a Starbucks coffee! According to CNN, the average cost of raising a child has risen by 40 percent in the last ten years, and one year of taking care of said child can cost up to $13,830. So yeah, it goes without saying that Hatchett is way behind.

But let’s not be too hard on him. The poor thing is struggling to provide for his family (ever thought of seeking a better job?), and the fact that he knows the names of all his kids should not be downplayed. The Daily Mail says he’s fully capable of identifying each of his thirty younguns:

Asked in a TV interview whether he can “keep up with it all,” the 33-year-old said he knows all their names, ages and birth dates.

Now that’s Father of the Year material!

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  • Anonymous

    Can this guy play basketball?  If so, get him an NBA contract.

  • Anonymous

    someone should tell him a vasectomy is cheaper than child support

  • Anonymous

    More than a little late for that. Only way to handle this is get him his own reality show: Trienta Dad!

    Plus they just HAVE to get him to ink a deal for a book on all about how to make it with the lay. days.

  • Anonymous

    So why is a White family shown in the photo?

  • Anonymous

    lol

    I stand corrected

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tim-Malone/100002475802402 Tim Malone

    That picture used sure doesn’t look like the kids that the man in this story is having. 

  • DDotta92

    F’ing gutless move!!! HE IS BLACK so why put up a large White family?!?!?!

  • Anonymous

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  • Anonymous

    Because it is all part of the Left Wing push for whites to die.  They can’t march us into killing camps, so they do the next best thing: indoctrinate our kiddies in public school that they are a burden on the planet.  By the time they are old enough to marry, oh, no, they must get another expensive education and incur a pile of debt to finance it.  Then if they do get married, after being bombarded with “It’s okay to be gay” propaganda, it’s cool and okay to date black boys and become abandoned single moms or for white boys to have an Asian mate, they face years of sterility paying off debt before they can afford to raise 1.8 white children.  You see, in this U.N. world, whites are the only race that must limit their population.  We are under 10% of the world’s population, but wherever we live, we must accept multiracialism [disguised as multiculturalism] and accept “minorities” and pay excessive taxes to further their interests.  And pay for the bastard kids like the gentleman, above, or for their incarceration, when our “racist” system doesn’t entitle them to the same standard of living that everyone else has to work for, so they turn to crime and grab it from those who have worked for it.

    Every time you see a large white family, like the Duggars, they are treated like freaks who broke some high moral law.  Funny thing, though, all those large white families they like to spit on are self-supporting.  You don’t see large housing projects of Mormons being paid for by black taxpayers’ dollars, do you?  Don’t accept the propaganda, white people.  Have three or more kids and do your part for the survival of our people. 

  • Anonymous

    It’s PC now to try to shift the blame for black degeneracy onto whites.  

  • Sally Bergsteen

    how is the picture in any way reflective of the story? who decided to go with that picture? and why?

  • Harry07

    i like how the pathetic media used a white family in the picture when the man and children are all cloearly negros

  • Anonymous

    Why is a Caucasian family the main photo for this article?  Would the author or editors of this site care to explain?  This is misleading and dishonest.

    At least the London Daily Mail has full disclosure about this guy and photos of several of the mothers of his brood.  

  • Ultraviolet65

    Wow wahta a way to mislead the public with the picture of th ewhite family in the header and the video of the father at the bottom

  • Moderate

    They did not want to appear racist.

  • Anonymous

    What the heck difference does it make what color the man is? What is your point? Irresponsible people come in all shapes, color sizes and age groups. If you aren’t racist your perception of the story should not change based on color. If it makes a difference to you then guess what?

  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    Hello,

    You’re reading too much into it. I included the photo of “Cheaper by the Dozen” because I thought it was recognizable enough. Guess not.

  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    Agreed :/ But I changed it so as not to confuse everybody.

  • Anonymous

    Hello media workers, there is a magical internet tool called Google Image.  I typed in “large black family” and obtained instant photos of black families with many members in it.

  • Anonymous

    There was a time when journalist and there profession was held in much higher esteem by the general public.  The craft itself insisted on the double/triple checking of facts and absolutely authentic photos.  In the last 30 years journalist have let these standards shrink or become non existent.  Now they wonder why there ranked with lawyers, politicians and other charlatans.  

  • Anonymous

    Kudos for changing the photo to more accurately reflect the subject of the story. 

    People no longer trust the media to be unbiased these days.  Hopefully a lesson has been learned here.  

  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    Don’t you mean “their”???

  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    thanks :D

  • http://twitter.com/LauraDonovanUA Laura Donovan

    Ya, I’m not going to do that.

  • Anonymous

    This is why Obama wants to raise taxes.  So he can support morons like this, and welfare queens.

  • Anonymous

    advertizing this dirtball is a bad thing. Don’t give him his 2 min of fame.  And what’s with all these women who put up with dirt ball men who only what them to be “baby mama” and not I’ll be responsible husband/father?!

  • NeoKong

    Don’t worry. All we need to do is get the hard working successful people to pay their fair share so that all these kids can get welfare.

    Honest to god.
    11 households with an unmarried mom and no Daddy.
    We know who will be paying for that. 

  • Anonymous

    “Cheaper by the Dozen” was about a blended family headed by two married adults who were self-supporting and responsible. If anything “Idiocracy” would be more apropos since that’s where this animal would take our society.

  • http://www.mediaite.com/ freespeechcd1

    different movie….yours mine and ours…henry fonda, lucielle ball…..cheaper by the dozen is steve martin….but the picture should have been right

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TWK2YYJTTIDLZIVV7NKZM23Z6Q Tyler

    It can’t be any different than supporting corporations with welfare while they pay their workers minimum wage and no benefits.  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TWK2YYJTTIDLZIVV7NKZM23Z6Q Tyler

    We need solutions not complaining about the problem.  

  • Mesavella

     There is no solution dumbo…..if there is….lets hear it…hmmm?

  • Mesavella

     There is no comparison…please tell us what possible correlation you see in you comparison…you can’t…because there is none.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TWK2YYJTTIDLZIVV7NKZM23Z6Q Tyler

    Is the same thing. People complain about paying people on welfare but they have no problem paying welfare to corporations that don’t help society, but they continue this perpetual problem of having people having to rely on government welfare.  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TWK2YYJTTIDLZIVV7NKZM23Z6Q Tyler

    You take that back right now.  

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_63KPWHYAEOQP624IQ4BDMIWQQY Rocky

    How long before the Democrats cry RACIST! to anyone who questions his motivations?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_TWK2YYJTTIDLZIVV7NKZM23Z6Q Tyler

    Laura, don’t worry about it, you do very good reporting. 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/IZJ5434L4MAGZXPU3ZWMBUCVOQ Jakester

    In this case, the solution is castration

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/IZJ5434L4MAGZXPU3ZWMBUCVOQ Jakester

    How can anyone have any racial stereotypes? This guy is such a plain jane white American

  • Anonymous

     You got it.

  • Anonymous

    The black  community wants to be seen as “different?” Then for the love of God, try teaching your black males accountability and responsibility.  Just found out that the new black (only one) male teacher at my school has 5, yes 5, illegitimate children. He’s 30 and works with young black males as a “role” model. Bill Cosby had it right when he chided his own race for their lack of moral responsiblity to their children.

  • http://twitter.com/Nietzschean John Smith

    You know why. They simply can’t help themselves. I wonder if they lie consciously or if it becomes second nature after journalism school.

  • http://twitter.com/Nietzschean John Smith

    Hey, somewhere there’s a white guy not being responsible so you’re a stupid racist for pointing out things like this. There!

  • Lexingtonsteel

    Of course you wont, you’re just gonna blame Whitey, just like the young buck with 30 kids.

  • Noremorese2200

    I wonder if Laura Donovan has ever actually been to a black neighborhood? If she does go to one, they’ll turn her lily white booty out real quick, knoewahahmsayin, sista?

  • Anonymous

    stupid racist. I leave that to you. Facts are facts. So there (rolls eyes at your temper tantrum)

  • Gramma Windy

    “Cheaper by the Dozen” (1950) starred clifton Webb, Myrna Loy, Jeanne Crain, was based on the real-life Gilbreath family of the 1910′s through 1920′s.  Also a book.

  • Anonymous

    Duplicate post

  • Anonymous

    You’re full of crap. This guy is just as much of a freak as the Duggars, and they are freaks.

  • Hirene

    It is so important to boycott the Media.  Cancel your cabel.  Don’t use your money to buy newspapers, get the “news” for free and read between the lines.  Object to your local library purchasing MSM materials with YOUR tax money.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_O44XP3FHJDJ2YXYXEAJZSZQMMM Ringer

    Did it ever occur to any reader to mention that this rake is prolific ONLY because all these black women intentionally refused birth control so that they could get pregnant and either obtain government welfare or child support…. and really, they must be going for the welfare primarily eh.

  • Anonymous

    What a moron. HE refuses to practice birth control, as well as the women he screwed. Now, he can’t pay his child support. Put the moron in jail where he will not be fathering any more kids.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_O44XP3FHJDJ2YXYXEAJZSZQMMM Ringer

    Ah, the man should go to prison while the women who intentionally got pregnant to defraud welfare from the taxpayer should stay at home and listen to rap music… feminist claptrap.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MPPK2CTPRQYEYSXVOFVUJRX3SQ ken

    So when did the “black community” elect you to appoint Desmond Hatchett as their spokesman ?

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MPPK2CTPRQYEYSXVOFVUJRX3SQ ken

    Racist generalizations are not facts.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_MPPK2CTPRQYEYSXVOFVUJRX3SQ ken

    You first

  • Anonymous

    And they come in all forms for all types of people.

  • Truth

    I assure you no one at this shitty site went to any school, much less journalism school.

  • http://twitter.com/SarahOrtiz82 Sarah Ortiz

    Let’s remember…behind every man with 30 kids is a woman who chooses to get pregnant by a man with 30 kids.  There’s more than one idiot here.

  • Patrick Hall

    Don’t you mean “they’re”?

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