Martha Stewart Plays “Shag/Marry/Kill” with Andy Cohen
5:30 pm, June 28th | by Grace Rasmus
Remember that hilarious old Saturday Night Live skit where Ana Gasteyer does a topless Martha Stewart Christmas Special? The fact that this does not exist in video form on the Internet is an abomination, but hopefully these pictures and this script will jog your memory. Anyway, one of the funniest parts about this bit is that this is Martha freakin’ Stewart and certainly she of all people would never be topless ever, let alone shimmying on TV to “Jingle Bells.” Well get ready for your impression of Martha to change. Drastically.
Andy Cohen sat down with M-Stew to talk about her new book Living the Good Long Life: A Practical Guide to Caring for Yourself and Others, and it turns out that the 71-year-old might be way cooler than we originally thought. Cohen got her to open up about her sexuality in a game of “Shag/Marry/Kill” and the fact that her perfectionism also applies to — drumroll, please — rolling joints!? She also ended the interview with some insightful comments about age discrimination in the workforce, but let’s be honest: you’re going to watch this video just to find out whether she’s going to shag Bill Gates, Donald Trump or Michael Bloomberg.