Politics
Can Everyone Stop Talking About Michelle Obama’s ‘Eye Roll’?
11:30 am, January 22nd | by Colette McIntyre
The 57th Inaugural Ceremonies featured Richard Blanco, who is the first Hispanic, the first openly gay man, and the first immigrant to recite an inaugural poem; the first-ever inaugural mention of gay rights; and this doozy of a fashion statement by Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and yet the Internet can’t stop talking about Michelle Obama’s eye roll.
In case you haven’t seen the video (you can watch it here courtesy of our brother site Mediaite), let us briefly set the scene for you:
Monday, early afternoon. A table at the Inauguration day luncheon in the Capitol Building. First Lady MICHELLE OBAMA sits behind an array of glasses and plates, leaning forward, one elbow perched on the table’s edge. President BARACK OBAMA is seated to his wife’s right; to her left is Speaker of the House JOHN BOEHNER (R-Ohio). While Michelle eats, the President and the Speaker speak behind her back, their conversation inaudible to the audience. Boehner appears to attempt a joke. Michelle raises her eyebrows and shakes her head in disapproval. All three then applaud in response to something outside of the camera’s frame. [END SCENE]
And that’s it. No one knows what Boehner said or if Michelle’s reaction was meant as a joke, but that hasn’t stopped the Internet from dissecting the video with ample scrutiny and the glee of a high school gossip hound. The responses have ranged from political theories (“the sneer” shows Michelle’s “contempt for her husband’s chief political rival”), to outright disgust (the reaction exuded “an unattractive level of palpable derision“; Michelle Obama was “acting more like Sasha and Malia than the first lady of the United States”), to declarations of admiration (it “shows why we love our FLOTUS“), to appropriations of RuPaul’s Drag Race slang (Michelle threw “world-historical shade“).
Our reaction to the Internet’s reactions? Everybody should f*(&!%@ relax about Michelle Obama’s rolling eyes. The FLOTUS makes a slight sign of disagreement and the world acts as if she had thrown a glass of water in Boehner’s face like she’s on Real Housewives of the White House. Maybe the look wasn’t even intended for the Speaker — right before Michelle makes her breaking news facial expression, the President lightly touches her shoulder; perhaps Michelle’s look is meant to say, “Hey, leave me out of this, Barry. I’m just trying to enjoy my wild huckleberry reduction.”
Besides, body language isn’t a real science; unless you are some “expert” hired by Cosmopolitan to give paranoid women seven signs that their boyfriends are cheating on them, you shouldn’t be pointing to isolated physical reactions as any sort of evidence. Michelle Obama doesn’t even roll her eyes — she looks up at the ceiling and shakes her head. Next thing you know, the Internet’s love for pot-stirring will lead it to analyze Vice President Joe Biden’s handwriting for clues to how he feels about House Majority Leader Eric Cantor. (We think he’s totally crushin’, but don’t take our word for it.)
[Photo via Zap2It]
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